Lai Mohammed Married Lie’s Mother – Reno Omokri

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The former aide to Ex-President Goodluck Jonathan, Pastor Reno Omokri has said that the Minister of Information and Culture, Alhaji Lai Mohammed married the mother of lies after satan divorced her, “making him,”(Lai Mohammed)  “Lie’s step father.”

The pastor also said that, considering the recent statement credited to the Minister wherein the minister was quoted as saying that President Muhammadu Buhari speaks with his vice, the Acting President Yemi Osinbajo daily, that he (Omokri) has further been constrained to take every word of the Minister with a pinch of salt.

“Lai Mohammed says President Muhammadu Buhari talks to acting President Professor Yemi Osinbajo everyday, Sahara Reporters reported today that President Buhari has not spoken to Osinbajo since he left Nigeria for London, U.K. on the 7th of May, 2017.

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“Who to believe? I would like to believe Lai, but my mind finds it hard to believe a man who said that President Buhari has fulfilled his campaign promises or that the Whistle Blower policy has generated $8 billion within two months or that the President is ‘hale and hearty’ or that dressing up a single masquerade can provides a thousand jobs or that the herdsmen killing Nigerians are from Mauritius.

The truth is that even when I want to believe Lai he makes it hard for me to do so.” “If not that The Bible said Satan is the father of lies, I would have thought that Lai was Lie’s father and wished him happy Father’s Day! I have been corrected. Satan is indeed the father of lies, however he divorced Lie’s mother and Lai married her making him Lie’s step father.”

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“I think it is high time we do a DNA test on lies to determine who is its real biological father between Lai Mohammed and satan.”

Source – Vanguard 


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